It’s nearing the end of the year! You know what that means!
It’s the time of year when everyone looks back at the past 360 days or so and starts counting things!
Top ____ Games, Songs, Albums, TV Shows, Movies, Gaffes, Pictures, News Stories, Sexual Conquests, yadda yadda yadda.
…But who am I to not jump on this lucrative bandwagon? I say lucrative because I hear tell that the best list wins the duffel bag full of cash. But they have to win in their category before being allowed to enter the final tournament. So, instead of the standard categories, I’m going after the unique category of lists!
So, here it is! My top 5 lists list of 2011!
5. Cracked.com
Okay. This is clearly not a list. It is a website. But, if you’ve ever been to the website, you know it is chock full of lists. And pretty awesome lists at that. Some awesome. Some ridiculous. But, really, how the heck could I pick just one? We’ve got stuff about Donald Duck being an inventor, insanely detailed film directors, video game commercials, vindicated movie villains… Just a whole lot of fun, interesting and entertaining articles. I will dub them intertaining. …That looks like I can’t spell. Enteresting. …that one, too. Crud. Well, how’s about I just link you to their own list of the 25 most read Cracked.com articles of 2011? Don’t get sucked in too badly, though. Or do. It’s pretty fun either way.
4. RottenTomatoes.com Top 100 Movies of 2011
Let me be frank. Just this once. Then I’ll go back to being Sean. (RIMSHOT!) This list is on here because of entry #14: “The Muppets.” As you may possibly recall, I really really really liked “The Muppets” a whole lot. The reason the Golden Globe nominations will not be receiving a spot on my top anything list (except possibly top BOOHISSYOUSUCK list) is partly because they completely ignored “The Muppets” this year, and it is particularly deserving a nomination in Best Picture – Comedy or Musical (They had 6 for drama, why not comedy?) and either Best Original Score or Best Original Song (“Man or Muppet”). But it’s not like I’ve had a terribly big opinion of the Golden Globes. Only reason I really watch the dern things is for Ricky Gervais.
3. Twitter’s @Fart Christmas tweet collection
Unlike the previous two entries on this list (well, sort of with the first one), this is more a compilation of stuff than a numbered list. Still, it suffices in my mind. See, this is either the largest collection of Twitter names for people that dearly need to be slapped with a cod weighing no less than 30 pounds and be sent to live in Rwanda for 5 years or so, or the most hilarious collection of tweets attempting to emulate the #FirstWorldProblems meme that’s been going around lately. So, either Americans are by and large terrible, self-important overindulged jackwagons, or Americans are by and large terrible, self-important overindulged jackwagons that have recognized that fact and can laugh at themselves. …I don’t know which is worse, really.
2. Jon Stewart and “The Daily Show”: Politifact on FOX News
Well, this list wouldn’t be mine if I didn’t start gabbing about politics, would it? Apparently, since no really conclusive nationwide survey has ever been taken on the massive ignorance beheld by the American nation at large, Jon Stewart’s claim made while being interviewed on a FOX News show that FOX News viewers are consistently the most misinformed people in every poll and survey was, in fact, not quite accurate. After all, I’m certain a FOX News poll done in-house wouldn’t show that result at all. Shame on you, Stewart, for not letting us take you completely literally. However, in response to the fact checker Politifact.com calling Stewart on his mistake, “The Daily Show” and Stewart created an excellent bit listing off the many many many lies and misinformations spread by FOX News called out by Politifact that have gone by with no correction or even vague notice by the news network. Wonder if they’ll ever admit to making a mistake that isn’t accidentally putting Obama’s picture up for Mitt Romney.
And now… the number one list on my top 5 lists of 2011!
I’m all for being meta and pretending I have a huge ego. And, frankly, this is the best dern list of lists of 2011 I’ve ever seen.
Honorable Mention: Franz Liszt
Have I ever mentioned that I also love word puns? And while Liszt can still be listened to in his piano playing glory to this day, he regrettably gets disqualified for being born a couple of centuries ago. 200 years ago, in fact. Still, my fondness for classical music and word puns are enough to get him mentioned.