Y’know, as much as I could talk politics, like Rick Perry’s gaffe that makes Joe Biden look like a rank amateur and Dick Cheney’s quail-man hunting seem like a hiccup of humor, I think I’ll pass for today. And today’s football, which means I’m sure no one but me is actually on the internet today. My massive number of zero hits today support that hypothesis. Anyway, I figure I’ll lay down my second Muppets film commentary for you all. Enjoy. (Though, seriously, visit The Dome UA.)
“The Great Muppet Caper,” produced in 1981, was the second Muppets feature film in the series. This film places itself in the United Kingdom, the country where “The Muppet Show” originated. It still sticks with some of the formula “The Muppet Movie” had, featuring cameo appearances and a working knowledge that the Muppets are filming a movie. It is, perhaps, a bit more watered down in some of these aspects, being more mystery-oriented, but it’s all still there, and all still a big part of my childhood. Let’s begin.
It’s really not a Muppet movie unless Animal eats something random, is it?
I like the running commentary from the Muppets through the opening credits. Helps make the credits more entertaining.
Hm. I guess Gonzo has a danger fetish or something, what with the desire to plummet. …which makes him even more disturbing than the chicken love.
This time, we’re treated to an entire musical number about how this is a movie about a movie. But I guess this is more like seeing the behind-the-scenes features than the super-meta “Inception”-esque stuff of the last movie.
Okay, who exactly is the little girl with the villain? A Girl Scout? An evil Girl Scout?
Man, the police are really bad at reacting to crime. Heck, everyone on that street is bad at reacting to crime. Probably too busy trying to remember their dance moves.
I worked at a newspaper for about a year and a half. What editor would allow a front page above the fold story about identical twins joining the paper?
So, Fozzie and Kermit are brothers? …when the heck did that happen? …and I hate to say it, but their dad was ugly.
This movie is likely to reveal an amazing spectrum of mental illnesses in the Muppets that the previous film only gently touched on. Like Fozzie’s inability to remember who he is and whether he has fur. I don’t know if that’s a crazy form of amnesia or some sort of persistent delusion.
Good thing physics isn’t something Muppets have to worry about, because Fozzie, Gonzo and Kermit would have landed several hundred miles apart being tossed out of a moving plane like that. Physics: destroyer of gags.
Oh, England. Give an Englishman a cup of tea and he’ll be unruffled by pretty much anything. #stereotypes
I like that the random Englishman has a book of places to stay. One that includes where to stay if you’re homeless.
…what the heck did Fozzie just ask? “Are bears allowed nosta’ns?” …that’s what it sounded like. Now I feel like I’ve completely missed a joke. Which makes me feel kind of dumb. (I have since been informed that Fozzie says “Are bears allowed in those fountains?” In other news, I now feel quite dumb.)
Ah, the English River. Good that they avoided the obvious joke of calling it the Thames and mispronouncing it.
I wonder how many times the Muppets are going to be thrown about and generally abused.
Of course the Happiness Hotel would be somewhere a bunch of likely jobless Muppets stay.
Condemned by American Express? Harsh.
I wonder why Sam the Eagle is in England. Isn’t he, like, allergic to anything that isn’t America?
I don’t know which would be more uncomfortable: Spooning with two other men or sleeping slightly folded up into the wall.
Oh, dear. The fashion world. Definitely not something I’m big on. Apparently not something Lady Holiday is big into either, since she’s trashing every single dress she made.
Miss Piggy has already given up on the acting, has she? Although, this is simply a role in the movie, so I guess she’s just acting the character that wants to be a model. …not much acting needed for her to be immensely conceited, though.
If only jobs today worked that way for everyone. “I want a job that’s really high on the pay scale. Gimme.” “No. But I’ll hire you anyway for a somewhat lesser job that’s still higher up than most in the company.” You could go in to be CEO and be hired as a mere assistant to the Senior Vice President or something else that sounds like business jargon.
Hah! Plot exposition being randomly shoved in to the most awkward spot in the film is a Hollywood tradition. Good to see the Muppets carrying it on in glorious, self-referencing fashion.
Yep. Gonzo has a danger/pain fetish. Creepy.
Miss Piggy has the weirdest shiny eye ever. Looks deadly. Or at least dangerous to have in your eyes.
Ooh, cartoon birds! That’s new. I wonder why they didn’t make tiny Muppet birds.
I’m going to have to use Google Maps and see if there really is a 17 Highbrow Street in Britain somewhere. I wouldn’t be completely surprised if there was one.
Gonzo has shown a surprisingly good talent when it comes to jumping in this movie.
Oh, God, there’s a worse driver than Fozzie. But Gonzo must be loving this.
Wait, I thought there wasn’t any food at the hotel? Also, that looks like steering wheel spaghetti, not steering wheel souffle.
Fozzie thinks he should be dating the same girl as his brother? That is only a quite creepy idea.
Ah, no blade in the razor. I was wondering what exactly Kermit was shaving.
Got to love the dancing shadow. Where can I get one of those?
Dinner date for Miss Piggy and Kermit is now a Muppet party. How unsurprising.
John Cleese would live at 17 Highbrow Street. He always was the most upper crust of the Monty Python gang.
Okay, now I’m wondering if the British are trained to be completely unshaken by all the crazy things that happen. They seem to be that way in this movie, at least. A pig climbs up the outside of your house and your reaction is to continue talking about the disappointing weather. I bet Americans could use a dose of that training. …though, at Cleese’s current level, it’d probably be dangerous.
…maybe I’m ignorant, but what exactly is a supper club?
I’m not sure if “Night Life” is a song or just an excuse for Electric Mayhem to go nuts on their instruments.
Too bad Kermit won’t be able to haggle down the price of the Oldsmobile roast beef like he did the car in the last movie.
Wait, is that Jim Henson? Looks a bit like him.
Ah, Charles Grodin. Haven’t seen you since that movie with that really big dog and the classical music.
Tsk, tsk. How inaccurate for Holiday to say “college” instead of “university.” If there’s one thing I look for in my Muppets movies, it’s immense accuracy.
Wow. Alcohol in the last movie, adultery in this movie… If this keeps up, next movie there’ll be a murder.
With that “Thieves aren’t breathing down your neck” line, Nicky Holiday is applying for creepiest Muppets villain. Doc Hopper still holds that title for now, though.
What is up with Muppets and inter-species relations? Gonzo and chickens, Kermit and Miss Piggy, and now Nicky Holiday and Miss Piggy. And with the creepy intense lust-stare, Holiday is pushing forward to make a serious challenge for the “Creepy Villain” award.
Only in a Muppet movie would someone actually scream “Aiee!”
I bet you can dance and steal at the same time. Not me, you.
I’d say it was dangerous for them to bust in to the bathroom like that, since they could’ve caught someone with their pants down, but I don’t know that any of the Muppets ever wear pants. Except when wearing a tux.
It’s Peter Falk as a shady watch salesman! Please say “As you wish” you wonderful grandpa man, you.
Ah, what a coincidence, Kermit and Miss Piggy running into each other at the pond and continuing the plot.
Miss Piggy is hamming it up. Get it? It’s funny, because pork products. Though I must say, as an actor, this scene where Piggy threatens to walk is probably the most realistic one in the movie.
Okay, that random dog outrunning Piggy and Kermit was unexpectedly funny to me.
Statler and Waldorf! Finally! I’ve missed them.
Man, the rest of the Muppets are some kind of creepy stalkers or something. Either that or cycling is way more popular in England.
Oh, God. Nicky totally just tried to ravage Miss Piggy. Congrats, you have officially become the leader of creepy Muppets villains!
What’s with the complete lack of techno and crazy strobe lights? This can’t actually be a legitimate fashion show. But Statler and Waldorf’s presence makes up for the lack of techno.
Am I the only one who finds synchronized swimming to be slightly creepy? …I do rather like the random goldfish in the water, though.
So, either Grodin is secretly an opera trained singer/Pavarotti impersonator or Nicky Holiday was totally dubbed in that song.
Man, it’s a good thing for Nicky that fingerprints don’t exist in the time of this movie.
Ah, Nicky was dubbed. Called it. …though I wish he were a Pavarotti impersonator. Also, if there’s a character that’s more of a ham than Piggy, it’s Nicky. The evil laugh wasn’t really something well pulled off.
Can Muppets actually die? If they can, exactly how is it wrong of them to not want to risk their lives to catch the criminals? Why not call the cops? For shame, movie, forcing Muppety action on us.
…Sam is proud of being an American, but exactly how was that scene American? To my count, there are only three other definitively American Muppets in this movie.
Hand color jokes are going to be this movie’s Hari Krishna.
Kermit plus facial hair equals weird. For some reason it looks more appropriate on Miss Piggy.
What would the purpose of all the items the Muppets have on their list be? It sounds more like the items Fozzie needs for his comedy act.
Well, Piggy is clearly in possession of some super, almost steroidal strength.
It’s always the laundry. Why do prisons even bother outsourcing laundry?
Okay, Muppets with human noses are even creepier than Kermit with a mustache.
Piggy is now a car thief. If she didn’t have a reason to be in jail before, she’s got one now.
Good to see Oscar the Grouch in the movie. Y’know, if Oscar, Statler and Waldorf teamed up, they would make the best hecklers ever.
Piggy certainly knows her way around jargon. Or can at least fake it.
Huzzah, dumb guards! How the heck are Kermit and Fozzie going to get in with this plan, anyway?
Never knew the Muppets were such good climbers. I guess fear for one’s life helps.
I’m pretty sure the alarm system the bad guys are taking down is based on a Mario game, considering the sounds it’s making.
It’s a good thing the guards are Conveniently Deaf. Smashing glass is usually an indicator of something hinky going on.
Can’t say I’ve ever seen a wall of Muppets before this movie. It’s impressive.
Beauregard seems to be the only Muppet actually fighting. The rest of the Muppets are just tossing the diamond around senselessly. Or chasing women. Or, in Scooter’s case, trying to make a quick buck.
Warts? But we talked about that last movie. It’s a myth! Myth!
And, of course, Piggy and her anger management problems come to save the day. After causing many dollars of damage to the museum.
I guess the rest of the Muppets were evicted from the Happiness Hotel or something. At least this time they got parachutes before being tossed out. …wonder why Statler and Waldorf left their seats to be tossed out?
Hm. I’m actually slightly surprised the entire end credits didn’t get the “and me” roll call from every Muppet in the film. But it’s nice of Gonzo to offer to send us copies of the photos he took.
So, the songs are perhaps not as memorable, there are fewer cameos, and the plot is a little less Muppety than the last movie… but it’s still a great Muppet film. Not that anything really compares to the excellence of the first movie.