For those of you unaware, Turkey Coma Day refers to the 24-hour period after you gorge yourself on the meal traditionally eaten on Turkey Day. Did I just make that up? Certainly. But maybe it’ll stick.
Anyway, I hope people had a good Thanksgiving. If I happen to have readers from outside the United States… well, um, howdy, and hope you had a good day in general.
After spending an entire day fixing up two separate fruit salads, a salad and fixings and several other foodstuffs, followed by consuming said foodstuffs, I’m pretty exhausted. And I get to work the Doorbuster Black Friday shift at Walmart, from 9 p.m. (an hour before our first Black Friday sale) to 7 a.m.
I’m, like, comatose with excitement here.
So, I’m just writing this little ditty here and leaving you with a link to one of the greatest depictions of Thanksgiving cheer cinema has ever provided us with.